{"id":483,"date":"2016-04-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2016-04-01T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/?p=483"},"modified":"2016-03-30T09:07:48","modified_gmt":"2016-03-30T15:07:48","slug":"your-number-two-time-management-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/2016\/04\/your-number-two-time-management-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Number Two Time Management Problem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"yournumbertwotimemanagementproblem\"><em>OK. I hope I don\u2019t lose anyone over this post. I waited for April 1 to publish it as a softener for anyone that might take this hard.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re like some of my peers over the years you may be flushing precious time down the drain. Here&#8217;s some tips to help manage your basic priorities.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"thedumbingdown\">The Dumbing Down<\/h2>\n<p>Sometime late in the 20th Century Disney doubled down on potty humor. To be fair, this seems endemic in childrens\u2019 entertainment.<\/p>\n<p>These days movie makers behave as if it\u2019s just a given that brassy body sounds are hilarious. Children learn to guffaw at these indescrete indiscretions. Some are affected well into their professional years.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s the real damage to your professional life: you take longer than necessary to do your necessary.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"theseatedmutex\">The Seated Mutex<\/h2>\n<p>We must hit the head issue here: It can be challenging to set aside inhibitions and act boldly. And none shall pooh-pooh those who do. There is no room for childish squeamishness in the little boys room.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, some of you have never fallen for this. Some of you have the maturity and self confidence to attend to your business with abandon. But many of you aren\u2019t comfortable playing a tune in the tiled concert hall.<\/p>\n<p>I have plenty of anecdotal evidence on this. You time your expeditions to a time when you can have all of the resources for yourself. If you find any resource contention you move on and come back.<\/p>\n<p>If you do get started and someone else enters the queue then you immediately put your tasks on hold. How often has someone started after you and finished before you?<\/p>\n<p>All this time spent avoiding being a potty humor punch-line is wasted. You aren\u2019t as productive in the stall as you are at your desk.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you intend to ruminate \u2013 mull things over \u2013 you would get better results on a stroll than in the throne room.<\/p>\n<p>Time in the restroom not doing business is a complete waste of time. Keep your waste time to a minimum.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"jointhemovement\">Join The Movement<\/h2>\n<p>You can take back these precious minutes and do more. How? Use all of the below that apply:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Get over it<\/li>\n<li>Pretend to get over it<\/li>\n<li>Distract Yourself<\/li>\n<li>Do More Real Work<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2 id=\"1.getoverit\">1. Get Over It<\/h2>\n<p>Read that children\u2019s book that confronts this difficult reality <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.com\/192913214X\">Everyone Poops<\/a>. If you\u2019re in a hurry, just read the title.<\/p>\n<p>Now that you know you\u2019re just like everyone else, move on.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve already aced effective elimination. If you haven\u2019t this is the standard:<\/p>\n<p><strong>All of the potentially embarrassing activities take place in the restroom, including:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>No. 1<\/li>\n<li>No. 2<\/li>\n<li>burping<\/li>\n<li>Anything like unto 1 or 2<\/li>\n<li>All personal grooming: combing, clipping, tweezing, and so on<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Now that you are effective, it\u2019s time to move on to efficient.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t schedule time for being embarrassed by this. Don\u2019t take time to avoid the embarrasment.<\/p>\n<p>Use the proper forum and skip being timid.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"2.pretendtobeoverit\">2. Pretend To Be Over It<\/h2>\n<p>If you can\u2019t get rid of the feeling of unease then just pretend that you have. Do all the behaviors that you <em>would do<\/em> if you weren\u2019t embarrassed. After a little while you will <em>be<\/em> over it.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"3.distractyourself\">3. Distract Yourself<\/h2>\n<p>If you\u2019re having a hard time pretending to not be embarrassed then try distraction. Listen to music, make flushing sounds, do math problems in your head whilest making progress.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite strategy: Play music during a stalemate.<\/p>\n<p>You might lose your nerve. You may find yourself in place, not alone, and in a prolonged silence. We all have portable electronic noise makers. Many of us have songs for ringtones. Time to make technology work for us.<\/p>\n<p>Take out your phone and play some noisy, upbeat song. Use the air cover to good effect.<\/p>\n<p>Your stool-mate will never call you on it. Most will silently be thankful for the cover.<\/p>\n<h3 id=\"4.domorerealwork\">4. Do More Real Work<\/h3>\n<p>If you find you have time to timidly address your biological needs then you might not have enough commitments.<\/p>\n<p>Sign up for more. Do more. Let that urgency help you \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lds.org\/scriptures\/nt\/1-cor\/13.11?lang=eng#10\">put away childish things<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"conclusion:thevegasrule\">Conclusion: The Vegas Rule<\/h2>\n<p>Someone has to have spent a lot of money to make us believe \u201cwhat happens in Vegas stays in vegas.\u201d There is an analogous rule for the water closet.<\/p>\n<p>Let not shy semi-private privy practice stymie you. Nest not on your porcelain perch. But be bold, never fearing an involuntary indelicate diatribe.<\/p>\n<p>The overriding Vegas Rule of bathrooms will protect you as you make strides in meeting your most urgent deliverables.<\/p>\n<h1 id=\"unusedbits\"><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK. I hope I don\u2019t lose anyone over this post. I waited for April 1 to publish it as a softener for anyone that might take this hard. If you&#8217;re like some of my peers over the years you may be flushing precious time down the drain. Here&#8217;s some tips to help manage your basic&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/2016\/04\/your-number-two-time-management-problem\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Your Number Two Time Management Problem<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[156,157],"class_list":["post-483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-executive","tag-humor","tag-time","wow fadeInUp","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=483"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":486,"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions\/486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}