{"id":223,"date":"2015-04-22T17:53:25","date_gmt":"2015-04-22T23:53:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/?p=223"},"modified":"2015-04-27T20:39:39","modified_gmt":"2015-04-28T02:39:39","slug":"dont-speak-from-the-cloud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/dont-speak-from-the-cloud\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Speak From &#8220;The Cloud&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span class=\"s1\">Warning!: This is not a very helpful post. I&#8217;m just sharing because I have to. Feel free to round-file this post if you&#8217;re in a hurry. This isn&#8217;t important.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s2\">I followed this series of links and found something at the end funny enough to make me chuckle, then giggle, then laugh until I cried. \u00a0Your mileage may vary.\u00a0<\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s2\"><b>The Path<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s2\">While reading a<a href=\"http:\/\/webdesignerdepot.us4.list-manage.com\/track\/click?u=629d7697cf7444ce87d925a95&amp;id=e22062386b&amp;e=78c3ce6c5d\"><span class=\"s3\">\u00a0Webdesigner Depot newsletter<\/span><\/a>, I followed a link to\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/downworthy.snipe.net\/\"><span class=\"s3\">Downworthy<\/span><\/a>\u00a0\u2013\u00a0a plugin that replaces hyped headlines with boring ones (actually a little NSFW \u2013\u00a0bad language). Well apparently it was based in part on another plugin called\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/github.com\/panicsteve\/cloud-to-butt\"><span class=\"s3\">cloud-to-butt<\/span><\/a>\u00a0designed to highlight the hype that &#8220;the cloud&#8221; is getting by replacing\u00a0occurrences of &#8220;the cloud&#8221; with &#8220;my butt.&#8221; OK, if you&#8217;re already offended you can tune out now.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s2\"><b>The Funny Part<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s2\">Here&#8217;s\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/groups\/cloud-to-butt\/\"><span class=\"s3\">a Flickr Gallery of de-clouded news articles<\/span><\/a>\u00a0after filtering them through cloud-to-butt. If you only have time for one, here&#8217;s the one I recommend:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-22-xbox-in-the-cloud.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-224 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2015-04-22-xbox-in-the-cloud.jpg\" alt=\"Xbox One could eventually add backwards compatibility through my butt, says Microsoft\" width=\"240\" height=\"198\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"p2\">Something Learned<\/h2>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s2\">I should be more mindful of when I am throwing around trendy terms instead of really understanding what I&#8217;m saying. \u00a0Otherwise, it sounds like I&#8217;m talking out of the cloud.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Speak to be understood. Sometimes jargon helps with that. \u00a0Sometimes we&#8217;re just being lazy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning!: This is not a very helpful post. I&#8217;m just sharing because I have to. Feel free to round-file this post if you&#8217;re in a hurry. This isn&#8217;t important. I followed this series of links and found something at the end funny enough to make me chuckle, then giggle, then laugh until I cried. \u00a0Your&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/dont-speak-from-the-cloud\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Don&#8217;t Speak From &#8220;The Cloud&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[61,66],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-executive","tag-communication","tag-funny","wow fadeInUp","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":246,"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions\/246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.managerjs.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}